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Ghost Writers in the Storm - Help for Disabled Authors
Posted: Monday, November 09, 2009
by Michelle Mackin
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Well, here I go again. I'd like to say that I am all fine and wonderful. But, I'm not. Some of you may recall that one year ago I had a series of mishaps which resulted in me breaking several bones... eight to be exact, on three different occasions.
Well, one of these breaks never healed correctly. Subsequently, I had to go to an Orthopedic surgeon, have my bone in my arm re-broken. As if that is not bad enough, the doctor had to remove bone from my hip to graph it into my arm, with a rod and pins. Between that, my insulin pump and nebulizer I'm beginning to feel like a bionic woman.
The only thing the doctors have not been able to do for me is figure out a way to type my articles. Ah... such are the storms of life.
Speaking of storms, however, wouldn't it be nice if authors had access to an automated system which would not only input the data for articles, stories and poems, but also compose then? Well, I don't have that. But, I do have the next best thing... a ghost writer.
Now, I don't know exactly why substitute writers are called ghost writers. I mean, after all, have you ever seen a ghost? Well... some of you, perhaps. But, have you ever seen a ghost writing? As I try to imagine such a thing, my mind takes me to some rather odd places. Because, first of all, how would a ghost writer type without their hands going through the keyboard?
It kind of reminds me of the movie Ghost, with Patrick Swazey and Whoopie Goldberg. Do you remember when he got angry and tried to punch the bad guy? How his fists just went right through him? It took him a while, but he finally figured out how to move material things... something I'm still trying to do. Like dishes, or pulling up my pants, or washing my hair. Have you ever tried to wash your hair with one hand? Or for that matter... washing your hand? You noticed I said hand and not hands. All you can do sometimes is just hold a piece of soap in one hand and scrub it with your thumb.... OH BOY!
OK... so do you get my drift?
With so many problems and difficulties just figuring out how to do some of the simplest things in life how in tar-nation' am I supposed to be able to engage in my labor of love... writing?
I have discovered that with a little practice I do pull my pants up just fine now. And, no, they are not always all bunched up on one side. And, yes, I have even figured out a way to do dishes, and wash my hair and many other things. And let me tell you... it's loads of fun! Not really.
At times like this, its great to have help. Especially when it comes to writing. Let me tell you, ghost writers are worth their weight in gold! Now, think about that... how much does a ghost weigh?
But really, it makes me feel kind of special. All I have to do is think of an article and it almost magically appears online!
Ahhh, the joys of broken bones.
Forget about prince charming... Throw away your Calgon lotion... Ghost Writer take me away!
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Top-level comments on this article: (7 total)
Michelle! Very clever :-) Maybe you should go back and read the poem I wrote for you :-) Praying for a quick and perfect recovery! Glad to see your sense of humor has not been harmed. Love you bunches! I do have to say I think this is the best piece you have ever written. Or should I give the credit to your ghost?
Thank you T!
I find that my sense of humor is mandatory. Thank you for the prayers, and I seem to be healing quickyly.
Love, hugs and blessings,
Michelle
Hi Michelle,
WOW... I'm absolutely swept away. This is definitely an article that should not be booed.
Who ever said a gal with one arm wasn't worth a hill a beans, definitely underestimated you.
You're awesome!
Love ya,
Mark
I kenw you would be Mark. You married me didn't you? LOL
Love you
Michelle
good article. I agree with Teresa, maybe one of the best you've written. Love you, Mom
Thanks Mom... but you know that I can be pretty clever at times. I got it from you.
I love you and miss you bunches
Michelle
Hi Michelle,
I am a new writer here. I was online looking for articles about writing and saw your article so I thought I would give it a read. My comment really isn't about the writing in the article. I was just touched by your situation and just wanted to reach out.
I am so sorry you have been through so much. By the comments left it looks like you have the love and support of a great family.
I have had injuries myself and they suck! LOL. Anyway, I'm just sending you a virtual hug and the prettiest virtual flowers. :-)
By the way, have you tried the software that writes for you while you speak? I'm curious to know if it works. It would be great if it worked like an assistant for you until you get back to your old self.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Sincerely,
Cynthia Miles
Thank you Cynthia, hugs and flowers right back at you. Your right, injuries and disabilities suck. BUT... I get to do these things today! God is large and in charge. He has His reasons.
Michelle
Hi Michelle. First, thanks for joining my fan club. I just read this article plus the one about brainstorming. Love the way you write! I sure hope your challenges quickly move on to someone/somewhere else. With such a great attitude, I'm thinkin' they will. :)
Thank you so much Joyce,
I am not sure about the way I write since it always comes on a whim. Nonetheless, I know that I could have it alot worse, so I try to stay grateful. Not tha I always succeed.
Love, hugs and blessings,
Michelle
Your sense of humor will most certainly carry you through all this. VERY funny visuals, Michelle. Crackin' up (still!). Thanks for being here.
Thank you Camille,
I have found that laughter is required. Why weigh myself down when I can make the best of it. There are many, many others who are in worse situations. My attitude and joking has even been used as an idea for others to write about (especially Mark!). I haven't writen anything lately, but I will be back soon. I've just been really busy and when the sun goes down I do to, considering the fact that I am up before the sun to watch it rise. I love it. One of my son's is going to be staying with us for a few months with his 2 year old. I am excited yet nervous. I guess I should get busy with a few articles before they come as I can't see me watching a 2 year old while posting articles. I am glad you enjoyed the article. I know I haven't been active lately, but I have read your articles and I love them. Sorry I haven't even commented on others articles. Shame on me.
Love, hugs and blessings,
Michelle
» left by Linda DeWitt
1 year 237 days ago.
Do you feel visible now. Love you, Mom.
Hi Mom,
Boy am I slow. I guess I feel pretty visible, yet my computer is down again.
Love you,
Michelle
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